How to Read 500 Books in One Month

1. Skip anything with a child star on the cover.

2. Borrow a handful of those little white pills from a truck driver or college student.

3. Read two at a time. (This is perfectly acceptable as long as they are in different genres so there's no chance of confusion).

4. Wait for the movie. If there isn't a movie, it probably shouldn't be on the list anyhow.

5. Automatically recommend any book that is savaged by Kirkus. Odds are, it's good.

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