Getting in touch

No, you can't click the email link. It's just an image. If you want to send an email to me, you'll have to type the address. If you are not sure how to do that, find an old person. Be sure to ask nicely. We scare easily.

Snail Mail: Not recommended. I am very bad at writing back. If you absolutely must send me something, ask for my address via email. But don't say I didn't warn you. If your teacher insists you mail a letter to me, you might want to find a different author, or a different teacher.