There's a place for bad behavior...

A boy gets an alien death ray from his uncle. A gamer gets hooked on casino gambling. A bully steals steroids from an enormous athlete. What could possibly go wrong? Once in a while, I'll write a story that contains an item, a scene, or an action that might be considered inappropriate for classroom reading. So that story can't go into one of my Weenies collections. But that doesn't mean it isn't a good story. I've gathered a selection of inappropriate stories, tossed in some other tales my fans might enjoy, and priced the whole thing as low as possible. Do the appropirate thing—get a copy for yourself, or for your favorite young reader.

Only $.99—yes 99 cents.
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A Sharp Collection

Many things can pierce—sharpened stakes, fencing swords, cat's claws, short stories, ideas, earrings, and love, to name just a few. This collection of eleven penetrating stories, gathered from my contributions to YA anthologies, contains some of my favorite pieces, including a slapstick account of a young man sent on a mortifying mission by the girl he loves, a tale about the mysteries of faith and belief, and a comedy of errors where a Transylvanian immigrant arouses suspicion in the darkness of the Alaskan winter. I've had the pleasure of writing short stories for the best anthologists in the YA world. Now, I have the pleasure of sharing those stories with my readers in one sharp collection.

Only $2.99
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The Laugh's on Me

I've gathered my best magazine pieces from the past fifteen years, tossed in my most popular works from the early days of online humor, bundled up the comedy material from my national conference talks, and stuffed everything in one juicy volume.

Here's what two of the funniest guys on the planet have to say:

"In this sweeping collection, David Lubar turns his crafty eye to everything from home brewing to the Human Genome Project. His analysis—as always—is quirky, clever, and hilarious."

That's from Joshua Malina, famous actor (Sports Night, The West Wing, Scandal), writer/producer (Backwash), and comic genius entertaining the masses by way of all manner of social media.

"David Lubar: Funny enough to pay for. And I did, several times!"

Thus sayeth John Scalzi, award winning science-fiction author (Old Man's War), humorist, world famous blogger, and highly perceptive former humor editor for America Online.

Health care, telemarketers, home brewing, celebrity picture books, Amish buggy rides, pigeon shoots, tasteless sneaker ads, inept Olympic broadcasters, and lots more—it all seemed funny at the time. And, happily, it still does.

Check it out. It's a lot of funny for just a little money.

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