Everything You Every Wanted to Know About Mummies
Why is he wrapped in bandages?
He cut himself shaving.
All over his body?
Yup. They didn't have a lot of mirrors in those days.
Why doesn't he just stay in the pyramid and stop bothering people?
It gets very hot down there in the summer.
A Mummy Joke
If a mummy loses his bandages, how long does he have to stay in the hospital?
Until he is completely recovered.
"Mummy Stuff" Copyright © 1997 by David Lubar
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