Why do cats make terrible story tellers?
They only have one tail.
When is it hard to hear a cat?
When it speaks in whiskers.
What do you say to a cat when it goes off to work?
Have a mice day.
What is a cat's favorite color?
Do cats like Mother Goose?
Yes, but they prefer furry tails.
What's the roughest part of a cat?
The part where you try to get it to do what you want.
Why is a cat's song funny?
Because it's always a-mewwww-sing.
Why is a thirsty cat like a track runner?
He keeps going back for one more lap.
What magazine do cats like to read?
Why is an angry cat like a story teller?
Its tail gets bigger and bigger.
Can a cat beat a lion?
No, but it can always lick itself.
Copyright © 1996 by David Lubar
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