Welcome to my website

Thank you for stopping by

Whether you are a long-time fan of my books or have no idea who I am, I'm glad you clicked your way here. After years of sloth and procrastination, I've decided to update my site from its 1990s low-bandwidth design. (Or lack of design.) So things are in flux. But we all know flux rocks. Come in, look around, and watch out for nails, splinters, or rotted wood.


Coming soon!

An eight Weenies collection

Brand New!

A coming-of-age story

Now in paperback!

A sequel to Sleeping Freshmen Never Lie

Click here to read samples from both books.